Sex

I’m not a whore, but I totally want to bang you

Do you ever get that feeling that you either need to sit on a dick or demolish an entire pan of brownies?

No? Just me, then?

It’s not something I’ve ever heard women talk about. I’m not sure if this is just a private thought that no one thinks about or that I’m more in tuned in to the male perspective. It’s not something that’s ever been shared among my female friends. We’re not supposed to leer.

Lately my mind has been wandering over a few select male bodies. I spin elaborate stories in my imagination over how I’m able to experience the achievement of hearing their jeans slide down their legs to the floor. Smell them, taste the skin on their neck, reach down to let them know exactly the direction the evening is headed.

While out with someone, the cultural expectation is to pretend to not be sure where the evening is going. Somehow sex has to be his idea and the definition of a “successful” night is how many of his own needs are met. He’s surprised to find that all my underwear matches like I didn’t already make this decision earlier in the evening.  I’ve found some of the male egos that I’ve encountered to be somewhat fragile and the evening screeches to a halt if I voice a desire.

Look guy, I’m vibrant enough to know how I want to spend an evening and both educated and safe enough to always practice safe sex. I’m free with my body and would like to be free with yours too.

Apparently, asking a man over dinner if you can have sex with him afterwards is a bit off-putting. Though to be fair if I was asked the same think I might be creeped out too if I wasn’t on the exact same wavelength. I don’t think it’s well understood that how fast I dive into your lap doesn’t necessarily correlate with how long I want you to stick around. If we’re at dinner, chances are I like talking to you as well and want to know you more. This isn’t a transaction.

Seriously, sorry if I offended you by wondering out loud what your dick tastes like.

3 thoughts on “I’m not a whore, but I totally want to bang you”

  1. Might I suggest not announcing your intentions or desires, and just doing them? Yes, us guys get sketched out too sometimes if a girl is too eager, but there are only a couple instances in recorded history of a man backing out after you’ve got a hand on his crotch or a boob on it’s wan out of your shirt.

    I like your attitude .

    D

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